Help us! -> discussion

[Andrea]

Please read this, and then let's talk!

[mrdna]

Well, I do have an extra blog I can turn into a Tabbles Shrine, maybe hire a couple models to drape themselves over large balls with the circle-T logo on them, toss it back and forth at the beach, that sort of thing.

Elsewise, I'd say web-ads are just the thing, audio of video. In fact I worked up a couple possible spots:

::Bolero in the background. Sultry and suggestive exchange between a man and a woman::
Woman: “Ooooooo! {giggle} Look what I found…
Man: “Hehe, that’s my Tabble”
W: Tabbles? Why do you call it that?
M (very suggestive voice): Because you’d be surprised what it can find… no matter how deep.
W: {giggle}
Announcer: ” Tabbles – Imagine what you can find.”

Or for something a bit less racy and a bit longer:

(an old couple talking)
Woman: Our son, you know, the successful one…
Man: Yes, yes, the cat herder…
W: Right. Randall…
M: I never understood herding cats. I mean, how much milk can you get from a Tabby? Seems to me to be rather dangerous…
W: Oh yeah. You remember when Randall tried to milk a cat that once. Said he needed to expand his bottom line, or something like that.
M: Was in hospital for a couple days as I recall. He did get his bottom lined, now didn’t he? {laugh}
W: Well anyways, our Randall gave me this program for my computer called Tabbles.
M: He gave you another cat?! It’s not like you need more. Practically have a herd already!
W: No no no no, Not a Tabby, Tabbles. Tabbles. T-A-double Buh-ells. Tabbles. It helps you find things he said.
M: Did it help you find your glasses finally?
W: No, those I found when I sat on ‘em yesterday. But it does help you find things on your computer. Well you know all those picture I have?
M: How can I forget?! You email me some of them every day! And we live in the same house! Ugh! Your cousin Jerry does not have a good side. Not photogenic, that one.
W: He can’t help it. At least we finally got him to wear shoes. Anyways, I sorted all those pictures in Tabbles and guess what I found? Oh it was so precious.
M: A picture of the Loch Ness monster?
W: No no no, that cute little picture of our Randall as a baby. You remember, in front of a fire on that beautiful white bearskin rug we used to have. Gnawing on its ear, little bottom in the air. {sigh}
M: I remember when it got fleas alright! Nasty business.
W: Oh, well Randall came round with his new girlfriend while you were playing golf last weekend and he was so proud of me! We could find any picture we wanted, just like that! {snaps her fingers}
M: That’s wonderful, dear.
W: And his girlfriend loved that picture so much she sat right down and started Tabbling for more cute pictures of our boy.
M: Tabbling?
W: Oh, you know, like Googling.
M: Googling?
W: No, Tabbling. I Tabblized the pictures and they Tabbled through them. She found our Randall’s prom pictures too! He was so handsome.
M: In his platform shoes and powder blue tux? I guess if you squint a bit.
W: She said she wanted copies. Said we should Tabble again soon. Such a sweet girl.
Narrator: Tabbles – Just Imagine What You Can Find.

If that doesn't help you can always include a collaboration file of Playboy centerfolds (and Playgirl) for the last decade or two that you can only access with a good reg key. Include 'special' backgrounds and a maybe a secret Double-Tabble that looks like.... well you get the idea.

A start?

(Your fault, Andrea. I'm in writing mode. It's a long story... Oddly enough, the narrator tag-lines at the end of the ads aren't half bad! "Tabbles - Just imagine what you can find" Hmmm... )

[nefycee]

I think...I agree ?!

You need much more, better and explaining vids on the tabbles channel.
More like "tabbling for dummies" and "amazing discoveries"
These vids should also have multi language subs.

Update, rework, and translate the homepage and the manual.

If the half of the users don't understand what tabble does (you can read that on GAOTD), a bigger fame also does not help

[Andrea]

mrdna:
HAHAHAHAHAUHAUHAUAHAUHAUHAUAHAUHA
I prefer the first one, short ads work better for me!!!!

But true, we need more videos... and you just made me realize I should add a couple more things to the post...

[StanDP]

i TRANSLATED FROM ENGLISH TO NEPAL (NEPALIAN) LANGUAGE AND I HAVE THE .REZ FILE TO SEND SO YOU CAN ADD IT TO THE TABBLES DOWNLOAD ARCHIVE, EMAIL ME SO I CAN SEND IT TO YOU OKAY? THANKS!

STANDP~"AVID PC ENTHUSIAST SINCE 1982..."

WHERE DO I SEND THE NEPAL (NEPALIAN) (.REZ LANGUAGE FILE?) MY EMAILS ARE AS FOLLOWS, PLEASE SEND REPLIES TO BOTH OF THEM FOR BACKUP PURPOSES, THANKS BUNCHES...!-=8^)~

STANDPARKER@GMAIL.COM
WAVELINXOVALYTEMEDIA@GMAIL.COM



P.S. THEN I CAN SEND THE TABBLES NEPAL (NEPALIAN) .REZ LANGUAGE FILE TO YOU WHEN I GET REPLY, AS I WOULD LIKE TO GET THE FREE TABBLES LISCENSE! THANKS AGAIN.